THE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE IS WRITTEN ABOUT ME:
Because I have red hair, and really white *icy* skin. FAB RIGHT?!?1!!!!?!!
There’s no need to worry. You can all rest easy. As I’ve said before, if I should die an untimely death, then all my notes and manuscripts will be burned on the spot.
Besides, I’m sure Mr. Benioff & Mr. Weiss will conclude Game of Thrones with the only logical ending in my absence…(Ros will be crowned Queen of the 7 Kingdoms, after revealing herself to be the last Targaryen heir and single-handedly defeating the Others and all their undead hordes without even needing a freakin dragon, just her magical sassy whoreness.)









